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第十章 唐僧哪,你是好弟子

作者:混沌天火12 字数:9327 更新:2026-07-05 11:15:46

唐三又大哭了一会,这才掩面垂泪道:“弟子日前收得一个徒弟,只是他性泼凶顽,又喜吃肉。弟子一时没看住他,他就去山林里杀了一头老虎。弟子劝了他几句,让他不要杀生,告诫他佛门弟子不能食肉。”

“没曾想,他却生气了,说活着就应该大碗喝酒,大口吃肉。要是只吃素食,嘴里岂不是要淡出个鸟来,人生又有何乐趣可言?弟子没本事,争他不过,更打不过他。他还逼着弟子和他一起吃肉,弟子有心抵抗,又怕他下杀手,只能骗他先喝口汤,再吃肉。”

“他见弟子喝了一口汤,又逼得弟子吃了一小口肉,这才放心。却又说只吃肉,无酒,太没滋味,他要去寻些酒来,让弟子陪他一醉方休。”

“天哪,佛祖保佑哪,可怜弟子一心向佛,从小就不曾沾过荦腥,而今却喝了老虎汤,佛家的修行已经是被坏掉了。”

“弟子对不起佛祖,对不起观音大士,弟子也无脸去西天取经了,活着也没意思了,这便一头撞死算了。”

唐三猛地将手上的碗往地上一砸,用尽全身的力气往路边的大树撞去。

拼了,赌一把,取经事关重大,观音从如来手上领了法旨,让我去取经。

可如今取经没成,我却撞死的话,观音把事情办砸了,回去肯定也会受如来责罚,自己就赌观音不会眼睁睁地让自己死。

这事半点马虎不得,更不能让观音看出破绽,只能用苦肉计了。

“砰。”

唐三只觉得自己的头撞在了一具软玉上,想像中的巨痛没有传来,赶紧抬头,却见观音所变老母一脸寒霜地挡在自己的面前。

唐三的心里暗自松了一口气,自己赌对了。

“长老,错不在你,你又何必轻生?”观音所变老母冷声道:“可恨的是你那弟子,既已身入佛门,却不遵循佛门戒律,还逼得你也一起犯错,如此行径,要是不惩治一番,他岂不是要无法无天?”

原来是这么回事,唐僧哪,你是好弟子,大士我错怪你了,对不起你啊。

你放心,这件事情,大士会为你做主的。

可恨那猴子,竟然敢不思悔改,大士我饶不了他。

唐三赶紧痛心疾首,满脸自责地说:“这一切都是弟子的错,没有管束好他,他刚入我佛门,不懂规矩,才会犯下如此大错。假以时日,让弟子多多教导于他,想必他也能够改过自新,重新做人的。”

呼,大吉大利,观音大士终于是相信我了。

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